The toddlers age up, too quickly in Damon's mind.
Much to her parents worry, Isabela grows into a little kleptomaniac.
Upstairs in the nursery, Varric ages up on his own, his parents unable to get to his cake fast enough. This will cause years of therapy in the future, they're sure. But for now, they're just happy he didn't seem to delevlop his sister's case of sticky fingers and is simply a little eccentric.
"Bow down peasants!" Isabela shouts from her perch. "I said bow!"
"Whatever you say, queen pain in my butt." Varric mutters.
"Not a queen, a Khaleesi."
"And mum thinks I watch too much tv."
Damon does the laundry once and finds a gnome, it has begun.
During the weekend, the family all pack into the car and head to the festival. "Are we there yet?" Isabela asks the whole way.
Seems like life was out to get her for being annoying, since she was the only one who's face paint got messed up. Varric laughs and points, and she snaps at him to shut up and storms off.
Mid pout, she runs into a boy named Tyson Lobos. "What's wrong with your face?" He asks as they shake hands.
"Nothing, I'm a ninja turtle." She lies.
"Cool, wanna play soccer?" He asks.
"Yeah!" Isabela grins, the two little athletes running off to play together for the remainder of the afternoon.
Tatiana hasn't written anything in weeks, her publisher constantly calls, badgering her for her next edition. She just hangs up on him, the woman enjoying her quiet days of gardening and painting while the children are at school and Damon's at work. She doesn't think she wants the stress of continuing her writing career.
A ballet bar is installed in the basement for Isabela, she practices everyday after school and soon gets trophies for all her hard work.
Varric struggles with his school work, his mind wandering constantly.
Isabela tries out all the new toys her parents buy them, she's not quite the natural when it comes to cooking.
But the blocks are fun.
Tatiana and Damon ponder what they can do to get Varric off of the sofa, that much tv cannot be good for a child of his age.
So an inventing bench is placed in their basement, Varric is instantly taken with it, television all but forgotten.
Isabela is a troublesome child, setting traps in every shower in the house.
Damon, when not working, helps around the house by upgrading appliances. The gnome approves.
The children play in the basement a lot, normally it's pretty quiet.
While other times....
There was a reason that safety shower was installed.
"You're an idiot." Isabela says.
Notes: A short update, but an update none the less. Varric is constantly setting himself on fire, at this point I'm in Isabela's mindset, he's an idiot. Not a lot of Damon in this chapter, that's because he's always at work, and I'm mostly focusing on the children, they're more amusing anyhow. Tatiana has written 16 books, as of where I am currently in game, which is quite a bit further than this. She makes around 80,000 dollars in royalties every Sunday. So it's safe to say, they have extra money to throw around. I honestly didn't want them to have that much money so soon, but what can you do. I can always use MC is lower their household funds, but the next Sunday will roll around and just bring it back up again. So I'm going to wait until she dies and then lower the funds again, right now I'm just spending like a drunken sailor. Anything they wish for, they get. A pretty sweet life if you ask me.








































































